Maximilian

A straight up pussy. Maximilian’s are usually the bitch in the relationship. They are also slow, very slow. But lovable at times.

Nobody:
Maximilian: I’m scared of everything !

by coochiecrabs May 3, 2019

Fiat maximalist

Someone who wants to work their entire lives in exchange for toilet paper ( government currency )

"wow look at that guy, he's been scrubbing toilets all of his life"

"yeah, he's a fiat maximalist, he believes stonks, gold and bitcoin are a scam"

by newjesus August 20, 2020

Maxxing

The act of increasing the volume on speakers, headsets, or stereos in increments to their limit before utter hardware failure while playing very heavy music capable of rupturing ear drums or producing hallucinogenic images.

A.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and..."
Friend 2: "Dude, I tried that and my hair fell out like a week later. I found out I have a malignant tumor on my brain now. 'Twas well worth it."

B.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and...."
Friend 2: "Dude I tried that and my eyes started to bleed and I ruptured my appendix."

by EvasionX2 May 5, 2011

Neo-Eco-Feminist-Marxist Approach

A theoretical perspective of the social sciences which incorporates all the critical theories into one. Often used in essays when no mainstream theory can be made to fit the argument.

"I can't think of a theory which explains why my argument of why women in Kenya like planting trees".

"Just BS it and use the Neo-Eco-Feminist-Marxist approach. You can't go wrong".

"Good idea".

by CanadianQuail February 19, 2012

Postmodern cultural Marxism

When some ignorant people wanted to criticize an idea but with no understanding of the issue and no strong counterargument, they end up using some ambiguous terms to label the idea they dislike.

Apparently she does not like this proposal, but except for talking some postmodern cultural Marxism, she really does not know how to persuade other people to agree with her.

by readbeforeusay July 3, 2019

Maximillian Syndrome

uncontrollable fucking up of public and or private places

usually offsetted by the presence of other people.

You will know who did it because there will be loud screaming, general chaos and other horrible, horrible things. DO NOT LET HIM NEAR YOUR HOUSE OR ANYTHING YOU OWN. EVER.

"AH MY GOD MY ROOM! IT WAS CLEAN 5 SECONDS AGO"

-looks to friend playing xbox-
"YOU MAXIMILLIAN SYNDROME BASTARD!"

by EvilBearsInTheForest! October 4, 2011

Maximillian

Someone who secretly wets the bed

Person1: did maximillian have a wet dream?

Maximillians Mum: no Maximillian wets the bed.

by Hi i December 4, 2019