Matt Ryan

The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.

he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.

Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan

by b17 January 19, 2014

Ugly Matt Damon

Ugly Matt Damon - Looking similar to Matt Damon's ugly brother or cousin.

Damn Barnes, you look like an Ugly Matt Damon.

by He's a guy December 8, 2012

Matt

A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.

I can't believe my buddy just pulled a Matt!

by Bellamiele February 6, 2008

matt damon

A cry of exultation by a member of the winning side when an online battle has finished. Taken from the movie "Team America", where the actor's puppet can only comically spout his own name, "Matt Damon!!!!" is typed out at the end of a round just before a new one starts. Team Speak members can be heard echoing the name "Matt Damon" after it appears on the screen.

player a :gg
player b:gg
player c: vgg
player d: Matt Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Speak "Matt Damon..." "matt damon..."

by heyheyheya August 17, 2010

Matt Gaetz

A medical condition which causes a person’s head to become cube-like in shape.

My homie over here has a case of the Matt Gaetz. He be looking like Steve from Minecraft lmfao.

by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021

matt damon

A term used for when someone does something stupid or generally acts in a retarded manner.

Originates from the film Team America where a puppet of the actor Matt Damon is portrayed as stupid and slow, saying the words 'Maatt Daamon' in a voice that collaborates with this.


Example:

- guy falls down the last two stairs when meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time -

'Scott get up, you're such a matt damon'

team americamatt damonretardeddumbass

by penny21 April 9, 2009

matt

has a big cock and is great in bed he never stops and is a party animal

matt rocked my world last night and the night before that he is simply a beast

by Matt the beast November 3, 2008