Matthew 

Matthew is not a very smart person. He lacks smartness. In other words he is STUPID.

Hey look Matthew failed a test

That’s typical Matthew

Matthew by I am the urban God June 3, 2018

Matthew 

Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes

Matthew is my friend

Matthew by Fgfhvhvbvb November 9, 2018

Matthew 

A complete dick who doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone else except himself. He will do anything to ruin a persons day.

You don’t want to be called Matthew

Matthew by stormzy555 December 28, 2018

Matthew 

A donkey who is annoying

Stop being a Matthew

Matthew by Hamejekwhahsjf April 18, 2019

Matthew 

matthew is the type of nigga to be gay and have a small peen while being extremely tall and and likes to play clash of clans. Matthew is also the type of guy to be friends with cruz

Oh shit its Matthew. RUN

Matthew by ayeayeayeeeeeeee June 6, 2019

Matthew 

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

Matthew by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019

Matthew 

Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.

Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳

Matthew by CJTB100 December 10, 2019