Matthew

A straight up gangsta with a massive cock also really likes monkeys( specially Orangutans)

Did you see Matthew watching Orangutan Jungle School, he also has a really big penis.

by Francisco gay cock lover September 25, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a being with the ticcest damn ass youve ever seen. Also, part time mexican hacker cleaner lady on the side.

Did you see Matthew today? His cheeks are looking thiccccc

by nerd boi November 5, 2020

Matthew

A stupid dick

Stop being a Matthew queer

by Pewdsub April 19, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is husband material he just needs to find the right person and when he does nothing will stop them. He is kind, loving, smart, funny (but not always funnier than his soulmate) cute and mysterious. If you love a Matthew please don’t let him go, he is sensitive although will never show. He is also hurt easily so be kind. We need more Matthews in this world

The dream husband is Matthew

Did you see the way he looked into his partners eyes, I want that.

by 3sass3xo July 13, 2022

Matthew

Weird... not perfect in any way...

Matthew is not perfect...
Matthew is strange...
Matthew is weird...

by MysticStriker April 29, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a alien species born in the in noddle flavour packets once ingested it will then come out or anus at full force it will then steal ur Xbox and proceed to masturbate to ur little sister.
It will then kill ur cat and eat it.
It will then commite suicide by suffucating on a hard cock coverd in noddles.

Then matthew stop jacking too my sister

by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019

Matthew

Matthew, the gayest, worst name in the Bible. Usually, people who posses the name Matthew are unfunny, homosexual, unlikeable person. There Grammer is bad, and their humor is even worst. There personality is shit and they cannot keep a serious conversation with someone.

This nigga Matthew a faggot .

by Mstthew May 1, 2018