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fecal matter

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.
Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.
by Jesustits August 26, 2005
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Matteiby

An amalgamation of "Mattei" and "baby", this term denotes the incompetence of one to repair computers. Furthermore it defines the user as being incapable of even researching the issue and thus, further increased odds of failure.
"Hey Matteiby, stop saying you don't know and look that shit up!"
by gsts August 29, 2012
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Matter

A form of life in the shape of an organism.

The area between you and another.

The importance of a subject.
Does the distance matter?

Matter of subjects being?
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
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Matteus

The best boy friend EVER. Super hot and sexy and every way, will treat you perfectly and will love you with his whole heart. So hot he makes you want to cum your pants every time you see him.
“Oh look it’s my wonderful boyfriend Matteus!”
by ky cream March 19, 2023
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the truth of the matter

A sentence filler to replace an unwanted pause to give one an extra moment to gather an answer to a question. It is used before stating a fact like ''in my opinion'' is used before stating an opinion.
Q: How did he win without the popular vote?

A: Well, the truth of the matter is... the winner is determined by which canidate has the most electoral votes.
by Garden11 December 30, 2017
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Blue Lives Matter

One of the craziest counterfeit stories, fake news, copycat goods, knockoff version, and a straight replica of Black Lives Matter Movement. Blue Lives Matter flag with the modified USA flag is a clear symbol of disrespect and racism with a indirect statement that the BLM flag is a symbol of racism. Based on complaints from police organizations and its demonstration to promote a social movement for a bunch of nerdy narcs that wish they could be like the cool kids but cannot. Simply a way for the KKK to remain active for future years, while opposing the real issue at hand to continue to do whatever they want without any oversight. Extremists, (White, Brown, Yellow, & Black) one should automatically know that the display of the Blue Lives Matter flag is racist and/or white supremacist.
hey did you see on the news a cop and a black guy was in a standoff today. They both drew and pulled the trigger at the same time. Shot each other in the hearts. They both died instantly. Too bad. Anyways...….I don't care what happened the police are always right. "Blue Lives Matter"!
by joey jaw breakers FLA August 11, 2019
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