moosechasing maple syrup sipper 

A flaming homosexual Canadian. Generally lives in Winnipeg and goes by the name 'Mike'.

Mike, you're such a Canadian, you fucking moosechasing maple syrup sipper!

moosechasing maple syrup sipper by Will October 22, 2003

canadian maple bath 

When you or your partner does not drink water for a long time period then showering you in pee as brown as maple syrup during. Noun

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Maple Bath

canadian maple bath by SupermanFSF December 30, 2016

Toronto maple leafs

Trash af . Who ever heard of a team named after a leaf that is so intimidating and there blue cause they get chocked all the time. And the panthers will destroy them in every matchup . They booty.

Toronto Maple leafs are absolute booty

Toronto maple leafs by shreckie lover 69 January 15, 2020

Mr. Maple 

One who is a natural born troll. Can fight an argument with a person of higher education with absolutely no proof of being correct. Can also troll IRL by constant ridicule of others' lives. Most arguments are won by the other member of the conversation ragequitting.

Person A states 2+2=4.

Person B argues 2+2=6.

Person A cites calculator.

Person B continues to argue 2+2=6.

Person A leaves the room in a fit of rage.

Person B is an example of a Mr. Maple.

Mr. Maple by CellarDoor42 August 1, 2009

Maplewood Maple Leafs 

A team that participates in the D-leauge at All American Inline Hockey center. The team consists of a bunch of rink rats who all met each other at Maplewood roller-plex. The team was formed after all members agreed that their grinder styles would combine perfectly for the ultimate inline experiance. Charecteristics of a Maple Leaf consist of, not being afraid to drop the gloves no matter who the opponent is, all ways willing to shot block whether it be laying down in the low slot(just like we all learn at the bantum age level) or standing infront of a slap shot from the point, always wear mission pants when playing inline and occasionally on the weekend because of the neat graphic designs, and foul-mouthed-tobacco-feinds.

Al McCenis: who are those danglers up at maplewood who try to drop the gloves with me when i board them?
Random Grown-ass man who wheres Mission pants: Those are the Maplewood Maple Leafs, some of the most fearless fucks around.

Maplewood Maple Leafs by Al McCenis February 2, 2010

The Maple-Leaf State 

Canada

The only people that live in the Maple-Leaf state are lumberjacks and hockey players.

The Maple-Leaf State by Atomsk182 May 6, 2012

shortstack pikelets with maple 

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

shortstack pikelets with maple by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004