mushroom menace

A complete beaut wagon with a huge cock who has sex with a lot of hot babes.

that guy is a complete mushroom menace.

mushroom menace by dglen September 1, 2013

Mushroom packing 

Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis enter the vagina

"Don't worry baby we're just going to do some mushroom packing. You'll still be a virgin"

Mushroom packing by Zoegrrl February 11, 2015

mushroom gorge

n. The space between the lump in a shirt or pant leg and an erect penis, but only when the man \ with an erect penis is wearing shorts or pants, so his erection looks like a hill.

v. The act of causing a mushroom gorge to happen

n. I got extremely confused when I saw his mushroom gorge.

v. I could tell that he was mushroom gorging on purpose.

mushroom gorge by BonerBilly April 1, 2015

mushroom monkeys 

A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.

Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.

mushroom monkeys by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

mushroom clamp by BigDerty June 3, 2016

mushroom whip

when you use the head of your penis to smack a booty

"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"

mushroom whip by cecil d. May 13, 2016

Mushroom stamp 

When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp

Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp

Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it

Mushroom stamp by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016