Muffin Palm

When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.

Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.

by Elephant Raiden March 5, 2019

Tater Muffin

A lovable, adorable, cuddly, cutie patootie.

Look at that cute tater muffin, he looks so snuggly!

by wydia October 29, 2010

Myer muffin

When 2 or more people circle jerk onto a cookie. The person who ejaculates the most/last person has to eat the cookie. Something you would only do if the homo in you was strong.

Kid one: yo did you hear Kenny pulled a myer muffin?
Kid two: Oh I didn't yuck!

by Cookieareyummy264 September 18, 2009

Leg muffins

When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins

Damn girl look at those leg muffins.

She is wearing those boots to tight

by Saffronrae September 19, 2014

Muffin moment

n/ A sudden yet undeniable craving for a blueberry muffin.

Jackie went into the kitchen when she suddenly had a muffin moment.

by Nickjken March 29, 2020

tug muffin

A Mondegreen of 'done nothing' used to represent a lack of progress during a software development sprint.

Q: What is the progress on the task?

A: Tug Muffin.

R: Ok, I guess we'll roll that one over.

by mad-coder-44 October 22, 2019

muffin toss

When you fart in palm of your hand and then cup it into a friends face

My boyfriend muffin tossed me in the face and I almost threw up

by Jwilly34 April 21, 2016