mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).
When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.
by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013
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Mitch Valente

Mitch Valente: "Get out of here"
by Steve Kerr Son, Nick November 22, 2019
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the mitch pose

A photo that is used to call out another over the internet. Usually in a board on forums, this type of photo is nothing extravagant, but is instead a pose of quiet challenging. This type of photo brings legions of followers in these internet wars.
Let's all do the MITCH POSE!!!!!
by Leon Natsume December 25, 2007
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Pulling a "Mitch"

Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.
"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"
by Demockej January 16, 2018
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Mitch cruze

An enigma , heard but never seen. People say he's the man. But it's never been proved.
by Sk07ch November 03, 2018
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Mundane Mitch

That mundane Mitch needs to stop bragging about his gluten free diet and CrossFit. He is basic as shit.
by FeelingYachty December 26, 2017
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mitch slap

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13
come here so i can mitch slap you
by coltvow December 12, 2023
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