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Mitch

Mitch, a kind guy who can be really annoying. He’ll pay attention to anything you say and try to remember, even if it’s really stupid. He’s good at keeping a conversation going but once again- he’s annoying. He’s really loud and talks too much, he also probably can’t keep a girlfriend if he gets one somehow. He’s handsome to some but ugly to others, even though he’s a gymaholic. Try to be nice to a Mitch if you meet one because if you break his heart he will keep it to himself, and break himself down. You always want to know a Mitch.
Girl one: “Hey there’s Mitch! Isn’t he cute?”
Girl two: “Ewww no he’s ugly- personality wise too!”
by Mitchpleaseaskmeout March 30, 2022
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Mitch a man bitch, has no friends and doesn’t hop off xbox a loser who has a small dick, don’t be a Mitch
Guy 1 - yo you have a small cock
Guy 2 - yeah I have a Mitch I’m a loser and a gay cunt like mitxh
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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lying about getting raped and lying to people all the time and treating women like shit
Hey guys this girl raped, sike you just got mitched
by Tom hollands step sis March 8, 2022
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Mitch is the sexist, kind hearted, funny, hottest man you will ever see. He always knows how to make you feel wanted and appreciated by him. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing in the bedroom and will always leave you feeling satisfied and wanting more. He will even get you a towel…if u know what i mean ;) you really can’t go wrong getting yourself a Mitch for the long haul.
Wow!! Mitch you are so sexy, I’m taking you home tonight.
by Babyygurr January 29, 2022
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Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.
Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now
by Terry the berry February 2, 2022
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GeneralMitch is Fuslies White Knight
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A really cool dude who is tall. He has an infectious smile and has stunning eyes. He enjoys partaking in theatrical work as many gays do. His students often refer to him as their “gay theatre dad”. He’s a Dilf who can sing like an Angel. If you ever get to be in a production with Mitch, you should be able to happily pass away knowing your life is complete :)
The cast list just came out…I’m playing Angelica Skylar and Mitch is playing ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!! I’m okay with dying now. It’s been a good life R.I.P
by I'M A CHICKEN MOO September 27, 2021
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