My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Blending milk or a milk alternative liquid (i.e., almond milk, coconut milk, water, etc) with sugar, cream, ice, and fruit or other flavoring to obtain a cold, puréed mixture of goodness that is put in the yard and sold in a way similar to a lemonade stand.

My mom recently created a new milkshake recipe and invited my brother and his friends over to critique it. They all showed up and mom stated, “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

by Harpmer October 18, 2018

diarrhea milkshake

one cup of vanilla ice cream, 1/3 cup of milk, 3 pounds of diarrhea, blend well into a creamy delicious shake.

enjoy!

oh yeah...a teaspoon of corn

Sllab: hey wench! go make me a diarrhea milkshake!!
Reggin: balls balls balls... portuguese breakfast peace

by period blood November 11, 2005

Mistake

Children,Trump's election, and kids.

Here is the truth little johnny, you are a mistake.

by Pi=Pie January 16, 2018

Mistake

A Mistake Is a person who accidentally became born for no reason, even though all of us just came to life to experience crap

You: I'm a mistake in life and I can prove it
Mom: You don't have to. Because Yoyr adopted instead
You: No wonder I'm ugly

by Ihavenoreasontobehere December 5, 2019

Na milkshake

drinking breast milk for fun not nutrition.

Dude can you thaw out some of that breast milk so I can add it to my coffee? Oh man you're making a Na milkshake aren't you?

by incredible hulka October 19, 2008

Crusty Milkshake

This is the process by which a male ejaculates into the anus of an individual of nondescript gender persuasion who has been suffering from chronic herpes. Said male then proceeds to lick the aforementioned creamy man juice from the crusted orifice.

Skank: would you mind examining my rectum with your tongue, good sir?
Good Sir: Not all m'dear. I do so love a crusty milkshake with my biscuits.

by Gentlemanjuice February 9, 2010

Brokeback Milkshake

A creamy treat made from sperm that came out of a man's a&&hole rather than regular milk.

1.)After a long day Tom enjoys a Brokeback Milkshake
2.)Now that the anal sex is over with we can make Brokeback Milkshakes!

by Freakyandkinky12 November 30, 2010