mental midget

A person with a fragile mindset and lacking the ability to deal with tough situations. Feeble.

Whenever Mitch is given constructive criticism, he turns into a total mental midget and starts freaking out thinking he is going to get fired and becomes all pissy and whiny. He can't mentally deal with pressure and folds like a cheap lawn chair.

by mflannery420 April 23, 2011

party midget

A midget that one brings to raucous, frat-like parties in order to entertain large crowds with its novelty value.

"Man, I can't believe Jason brought the party midget to Downtime! This place is totally bumpin' now!"

by Hernando Potér September 10, 2005

national kick a midget day

On October 20th, it is National Kick a Midget Day. This gives everyone permission to kick anyone who is under 5'2". People who are 5'2" can get kicked but can also kick people shorter than them.

I think we kicked that midget to death! His heads bleeding! I love National Kick a Midget Day

by Hanooooobbbbss October 8, 2020

moral midget

When a person is unprincipled, self-centered, has little to no regard for the wants and needs of other people. Morally unrestrained.

Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad is a moral midget.

by muphlon November 20, 2013

toss the midget

Rubbing one off

Jethro went to the bathroom to toss the midget.

by HarryBalz July 15, 2017

tall midget

A person who is the most impressive out of of an unimpressive bunch, and tends to lord that over others. King of the dipshits.

Jeff got promoted to Assistant Manager of the McDonald's, and suddenly became a rather tall midget.

by Stimford Bohemian October 12, 2003

mental midget

A person of extremely low I.Q.. Prone to being clueless in all aspects of life.

That guy is such a mental midget, it's almost criminal that he be allowed to live.

by Ghost July 27, 2003