Michael

He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.

"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.

by Faith Fucking Tholley May 22, 2018

Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He might be these things, but really Michael is a player. Never date a Michael unless you truly love him or something.

Jess: "did you hear? Michael got a girlfriend after a 2week breakup."
Kim:"ohh...he such a player."

by itsyogirly February 6, 2020

Michael

The sweetest, kindest guy you will ever meet! Michael will let you borrow thing all the time, he won't argue much with people he is friends with. He cares about everybody, more than himself. He is very smart, and doesn't like to show it much. Is a bit awkward in conversations, he doesn't like to keep eye contact with people he likes and is quite shy. An overall great guy that gets overlooked by most girls.

"Have you seen Michael And Alyza?"
"Of course I have, they are the cutest couple ever!"

by Tadara November 23, 2018

Michael

He has a massive cock

“Wow, Michael has such a big dick”

by Child in your basement November 25, 2019

Michael

good friend. nice hair. cocky asf. nice abs. literally makes me faint talking about him

he has nice abs... must be a Michael

by dara berger August 27, 2019

michael

the best guy in the history of the planet that none is better than

the best kid ever is michael

by hellllllllooooooo February 7, 2018

Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He is a player and disgusting. Never date a Michael unless you really truly like him.

Person 1:” hey did you hear how Michael moved on in a week”

Person 2:” Yeah. He such a player”

by itsyogirly February 6, 2020