Life

If you are looking this up, you don't have one.

Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary.
Mark: We're through.

by Liquid Dookie January 27, 2013

life

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

by frostyflakes51590 April 27, 2012

Life

Something you don't have.

Your life

by A.little._.cutie May 28, 2021

life

The only chance you have within a small time frame to do something amazing in this world.

The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)

by Bakedkipling July 2, 2016

Life

A painful thing that everyone must endure.

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts (the princess bride)

by Lilbrewdog December 17, 2010

life

a joke

Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(

by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014

Life

A beautiful lie

People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.

by Katnipp June 4, 2014