Life

If you are looking this up, you don't have one.

Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary.
Mark: We're through.

by Liquid Dookie January 27, 2013

Life

Shit happens with no reason behind it.

“Welp, that’s just life.”

by lilyoyo69 July 20, 2018

Life

Something I don't have.

I have no life

by Hi, I'm Steve May 10, 2018

Life

A living organism who is forced into this planet and has no idea what to do or how to do anything. Basically, a worthless creature living on Earth.

Many people, such as teenagers text their friends, "What is life?" Well, now you know. So stop asking.

by Hehebvshshjs June 5, 2015

Life

What people searching "life" in the urban dictionary need to get

Hey Billy! Stop watching porn and get a life!

by suck a big fat juicy cock January 5, 2017

Life

A beautiful lie

People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.

by Katnipp June 4, 2014

Life

A painful thing that everyone must endure.

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts (the princess bride)

by Lilbrewdog December 17, 2010