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Lapming

A brainy Asian, normally found walking with an uncanny resemblance to a Tyrannosaurus rex. The little hands held in front of his body keeps the ever so precarious weight evenly distributed so that he does not fall backwards from the weight of his own head.
Shoot, I can’t pay for dinner tonight. Let’s just play credit card roulette with Lapming.
by Gotchjoo November 26, 2021
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Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.
I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.
by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022
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leapingcharlis

shes so super nice and she loves her fans so much!
person 1:do you support leapingcharlis?
person 2:ofc I love her!
person 3:she's my fp idol
by heyeookakwks February 16, 2022
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leapingcharlis

leapingcharlis is a awesome fanpage! she cares about her followers and she works really hard for them
person 1:do you support leapingcharlis?
person 2:ofc I love her!
person 3:she's my fp idol
by heyeookakwks February 16, 2022
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Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022
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laying down her arms

laying down her arms,
laying down her arms,
by Rafa55 April 10, 2022
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Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.
Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.
by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022
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