spooge light

An ultraviolet flashlight. One that illuminates DNA when present.

That cheap hotel room lit up with DNA when I turned on my spooge light.

by cmag12 July 16, 2011

All of the lights

One of the best Kanye West Songs ever created

I Love this man to death

He is so unbeliveble talented

All of the lights is one of the best Kanye Songs

by Milfhunter69696936275 August 19, 2023

Sobriety Lights

The lights which are turned on in a bar or nightclub at or shortly before closing time so as the staff can see to clean up and to give the patrons the signal to leave. These can be either a specific set of lights or simply the general lighting in the building.

"How was your night?"
"Not bad - we stayed at the pub until the sobriety lights came up and we had to head out."

by Das Frettchen December 12, 2012

no lights no lycra

An alt. exercise night (which originated in Melbourne Australia in 2009) where you dance unselfconsciously in badly-lit rooms without mirrors. "There is no light, no lycra, no teacher, no steps to learn, no technique, just free movement."

"Wanna hit the gym?"

"No way, with this beer gut it's No Lights No Lycra or nothin' for me."

by SeaBuoyed October 22, 2013

light fixture

A fictional illumination device that a female posses to lure one or more males to her home for sexual gratification.

I really needed him to hang my light fixture. It ended up taking all night. It took so much work, he asked a few buddies to come over and help out.

by Trippy23 May 5, 2018

Light sabering

The act of inserting a life size light saber replica into a hole for sexual purposes.

The act may be performed as is, or also enjoyed while watching Star Wars.

She didn't have a vibrator, but I had a light saber.

I light sabered that ass.

She asked for a good light sabering.

by Koalapack August 30, 2017

dooget light

The doogiest doog of all time. What assholes smoke.

Man, I need to grab a pack of dooget lights before I stiff the waitress.

by mermaid jane December 29, 2013