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by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009
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-I saw you driving around my parking lot with smoke billiowing out your windows last night.
-Yea, I was driving my victory lap.
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by MrZero March 18, 2011
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Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.
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first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009
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