Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024

Lamp oil

The oil used to fuel oil lamps, and an item that is very profitable.

The best quality lamp oil is famously sold by Morshu in Koridai.

Lamp oil, rope, bombs — you want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.

by MorshuTheElder December 23, 2024

Lamp

A codename for "dick" if stupid game chat filters disallow you to say the actual word.

You are a huge lamp

by bored696 December 19, 2014

Lava Lamp

A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".

"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"

by Miginator April 25, 2023

Lamp

A miss spelt way of saying lmao

Person 1: "I fell out my bed this morning"

Person 2: "Lamp"

by Silvx April 18, 2021

Llama lamp

When you’re hella fatty f*cked up, get startled by and try to say “lava lamp”

“Ooooh a llama lamp”

by alexiskaleb January 26, 2020

Lamp

Something that definitely didn't make someone wake up from a false reality

I was looking at the Lamp for so long that my wife and kids left me. I couldn't control myself

by Tom28281 January 17, 2024