Kyle

Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....

dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"

by kooksthetic October 15, 2019

Kyle

A white dude that drinks Monster Energy Drinks, and can punch straight through dry wall.

Kyle “Yo Sonny, can you buy me some Monster Energy Drinks from the store down the street.”
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*

by An Asian Sonny October 15, 2019

kyle

people with the name Kyle tend to skate,drink a lot of monster,typically very kind and loyal but shy and hides emotions with acts of weirdness

person 1:"yo Kyle how are you?"

Kyle:"If you got eaten by a dog would you be a dog"

by Yvng beann October 27, 2019

Kyle

Kyle, he's a little btch for leaving you alone in class all the time, and that is all he will ever be. He carries around a monster is his backpack everyday at school and thinks that makes him cool. Most importantly, he'll say "bruh" to you if something doesn't go his way.

"dang it, kyle is leaving me again!"

by hlechtig December 6, 2019

Kyle

Is a ginger kid nobody likes and will die alone

Look at Kyle he is such a dork

by Tor biggest nightmare January 6, 2020

Kyle

a manipulating lying self absorbed cheating using careless dramatic fake oompaloompa liar asshole player cool guy wannabe thug wannabe stupid weak insufferable intolerable ignorant smarty wannabe .

Ugh hes such a kyle

by Oofnuggs February 19, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is an amazing person and is very cute and loves to help everyone and thinks about others before himself. He makes sure I always laugh and I’m never sad.

Kyle-Are you okay?
Me-Not really.
Kyle-Dont be sad I love you and your my best friend ❤️
Me-Awwah thx ❤️✨🥺💫🧸

by Life’s sucks March 30, 2020