Blake Kruse

An engineering bum that just plays games and bum licks all lesson without shame. also a person who uses their nans money to support their fat heavy expensive life style.

im such a Blake Kruse

by scavfh;porge98 January 9, 2025

the Krusty Kemp

A 5 star restaurant where everyone wants to go in the bikini botom

jame:hello?... is this the krusty kemp?.... NO THIS IS PARKER
parker: pye barker van parker lego movie

by YellowSnow121 April 8, 2025

Doing a Krusty

Milking the absolute fuck out of a job to the point it is ridiculous. Meanwhile holding up the entire work force for your own financial benefits. But the boss turns a blind eye cause your tounging his/ her bung

Have a go at this cunt, been waiting here an hour cause this dog rooting cunt is doing a krusty, I just want to go home

by Yeahnahyouracunt June 28, 2023

GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.

I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!

by L892 March 8, 2025