weird ketchup

Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.

There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.

by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024

ketchup slipper

Another term for the female flower part. Some people might call it a meat waffle, vagina or moinch wallet

Littl billy: What's that between your legs mummy?
Mummy: that my Ketchup slipper you stupid twat.

by Moinch Man February 23, 2018

Ketchup

Girls way of talking about her period so boys or others don’t know

Oh damn I’m on my ketchup

by Roro_cookiemonsta November 16, 2018

Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Flaming ketchup

An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it

Person 1: stop acting like a flaming ketchup right now
Person 2: what do you mean?

by Not flaming ketchup July 13, 2019

Ketchup fart

when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle

**guy farts**

guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart

by Vilo x3 July 12, 2021

Stirring the ketchup

Female masturbation while on her period.

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018