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Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.
Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
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Kansas City Shuffle

When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.
Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
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Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person
Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!
by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022
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Kansas teat

when you tuck your penis between your legs and get your partner to give you oral sex whilst there nose is buried in your rectum.
My wife gave me a Kansas teat last night she woke up with a stinky nose
by galekbruh January 12, 2023
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Kansas City Whirlpool

With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash
P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool
by _weegee July 30, 2023
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sucked to Kansas

When you wake up after a night of heave drinking and other unpleasantries, in the root cellar wearing ruby red slippers
by 123456769 September 3, 2023
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