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Michael Patrick Kennedy III 

The name of the Third Michael Patrick Kennedy, a young man who now resides in a small town in New England. He is resentful of his name and pretends he is an original by claiming to be the ONLY Michael Patrick Kennedy, and therefore does not use the title THE THIRD.
Michael Patrick Kennedy III is indeed, the third Michael Patrick Kennedy.
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John F. Kennedy 

One of the worst Presidents in American history. Like Ronald Reagan, he made everyone feel good, so they all loved him despite his complete ineptitude
Come on, people. The guy screwed up the invasion of Cuba, and got the US involved in Viet nam. I can't think of one positive thing he did

Hoye Kennedy'ing 

to accedently humping someone while walking in between a person and a wall
walking in between where someone is sitting and a wall accidently humping

man: *walks between your friend and a wall and humps them by accident*

some dude: Hey watch it don't be Hoye Kennedy'ing on me!"
Hoye Kennedy'ing by Hoye Kennedy November 11, 2013

Sullivan Kennedy 

President, Him.
Person 1: Hey guys is that Sullivan Kennedy.
Person 2: Yes that is Him, Sullivan Kennedy, the president.
Sullivan Kennedy by Charles The 73rd December 21, 2022

The Jacob Kennedy 

To have "THE" in front of your name, it means to have the title of Facebook Famous

If you think getting 20 likes on a status is good, wait to you come aross "THE" Jacob Kennedy's Wall, you will see status' upon status' reaching 100+ likes in several minutes, leaving all of his twelvie followers in sheer awe, also re-uplaods photos for more likes, that sneaky kent,
Girl- "I just kissed THE Jacob Kennedy"

A Jackie Kennedy 

A sexual position in a threesome (consisting of 2 men and a woman or another man) where two men place their erect penises together head to head while the woman fingerblasts herself while jerking the men off from ballsack to ballsack in a continuous motion.
Wow. I can't wait to see Jackie one hand jerk them gay dudes off aka perform A Jackie Kennedy.

John F Kennedy

Michael: The guy in that youtube video "Chief Whadadeal" looks exactly like a girl i used to date.

Earl: Whaaa?

Michael: John F Kennedy, Im straight.

Earl: bahahah you play to much Mike

Michael: now Im having second thoughts, Im pretty sure that was a girl...scary