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by assasin May 5, 2018
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(Female) Jordan is a total snake, She will pretend to be kind but once you get to know her she’s a bitchy, lying, hoe. Jordan’s always have peoples names in their mouths, they can’t keep quiet about anyone. She also looks like a spider with her skinny little legs.
Girl: ew a spider!!
Boy: lol that’s just Jordan
by KatySnow2010 February 10, 2018
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A ginger with a mouth that's bigger than his brain and likes to annoy people.A Jordan is also a person that never shuts up and teases relentlessly. He acts all cool but he can be a good friend. Jordan's do not now the meaning of the word quiet.
Person 1: Who's that Ginger over there?
Person 2: They're shouting it must be Jordan.
by AmarilloSkies January 25, 2017
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This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.
Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019
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Jordan is a young loving man with a humongous horse dick!
Jordan is hot and sexy!
by KrypWalkJ39234 April 19, 2020
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Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.
person1: Jordan,shut the fuck up!

Jordan: Blah blah blah
by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020
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He looks like a girl and is inferior to all
by Chickenwaffle89 March 5, 2020
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