Jonny is an Ambulance

Jonny is an Ambulance is punk/ska band from the Portadown and Lurgan areas of Northern Ireland that plays shitty random gigs in the worst possible bars in the world.

Did you see Jonny is an Ambulance last night?

No i was too busy doing something more important and entertaining

what where you doing?

taking a dump

by aye209 March 1, 2011

Jonny D

To create or use made up words on the spot and to pass them off as real words.

When Sally said to her companions that Anne had "hostagized" the conversation when she interrupted and rudely took command of the topic, Sally pulled a Jonny D

by Mrs. Vandershears July 4, 2012

jonny boyd

motherfuckin pimp ass nigga

He's so pimp, he must be a Jonny Boyd.

by Jonny Boyd is mah nigga November 13, 2013

jonny castillo

one who makes da pussy wetter then a rainy day

"Dam I Seen Jonny Castillo Last Night,His Lips Had Me Super Wet!"

by versacepapi May 29, 2014

jonnyboy disorder

A rare rowing disorder where the rower experiences an overly tight grip during the drive. Symptoms include forearm pain and inability to scull.

His jonnyboy disorder kept him from sculling.

by JakeS October 29, 2015

Jonny

A absolute stinker off man , he is a absolute smelly little boy , really really dirty , never normally washes,looks abit like a piggy, smells like one to .

"Jonny licked his brother " means what is says

by Jsjsjjsjsjsj December 10, 2016

Jonny

A typical simp

“This guy donated 1k to Brooke the twitch streamer, classical jonny right there”

by Definitely not Jade June 17, 2020