Jizz Beard

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.

‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021

pink jizz

When a blood vessel in the testicles ruptures and mixes with the sperm to create a purple mixture.

Dude, I fucked so hard last night that I had a pink jizz.

by Winter Nigga November 19, 2017

re-jizz

The act of sperm coming back out of the vagina.

"Whoa man u got it all over my sheets!"

"No techically SHE re-jizzed all over your sheets" (:

by tab<3 April 19, 2010

Jizz Princess

A derogatory term for a whore/slut.

Hey bro isn't Veronica such a jizz princess?

Oh yeah man, total slut

by TheButtSmuggler March 9, 2012

Jizz-cident

When an impromptu situation causes extreme excitement for a dude and he uncontrollably jizzes everywhere

The bank is closed today because someone had a jizz-cident in the ATM vestibule

by Kaatkit October 25, 2017

Jizz Bridge

A thin thread of male ejaculate suspended between two surfaces.

Generally between cock and mouth but could just aswell be two thighs or several faces. In rare cases between ones own cock and mouth.

"Man you should have seen the jizz bridge I had going between suzie's eye and my dick last night, you could have charged a toll on that monster"

"After Sam pounded his chocolate chimney Corey opened his ass cheeks to reveil at least fifty mini jizz bridges"

by chelegione May 23, 2012

jizz swapping

When a girl takes on a load in her mouth and passes it on to another female friend who happily recieves the seed by kiss, or laying on her back and letting the first girl drip/spit it down on her.

"I keep getting spam about jizz swapping, what the hell is that!"
-anon

by whateveroneiusedlastposting August 24, 2003