Jizz-Rangoon

The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.
I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.
by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013
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jizz brian

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"
by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 24, 2019
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jizz on dress

A dirty dress or artist jizz andres
Thats so jizz on dress
by Richard of armas November 05, 2021
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jizz-riddled

To be completely soaked/inundated with semen. Can apply to people or inanimate objects.
1. We've been having sex all day. I am completely jizz-riddled from head to toe.

2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!

3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.
by Rosa Sparks February 17, 2014
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jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.
I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.
by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016
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jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.
Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.
by T Baggins July 16, 2011
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jizz shower

1. When a man has multiple orgasms causing him to shoot hot sperm uncontrollably once he starts.

2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm fluids without end for what seems to be a long period of time.
1. " I waited with anticipation as he began to cum, my face was wet, then wetter, then completely covered and he was still coming. It looked as though I were rained on, dunked in cum, I was taking a jizz shower!"

by Trinity R January 13, 2008
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