Jaredmon Wertzson

A man who appears to have his head up his ass who dresses up in his mothers clothing to go out on Friday nights to give blow jobs on eighth street for eighty-nine cents.

Holy shit! That guys is Jaredmon Wertzsoning on the corner! What a fag!

by mobbarley August 26, 2010

jaredmorris

Someone who hasn't seen daylight and likes to eat cereal with a fork. A jaredmorris is also very commonly known to perform Hellen Kellers.

Dude, why didn't you come party last night? You are such a jaredmorris!

by kk222awful November 8, 2010

jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher

thats so jared perkins

by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011

Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 19, 2012

Jared

"That guy" see definition of that guy

He went to Jarred's, yep "he's that guy" or dude why did you bang Jim's mom, your such a Jared!

by Yomamajohn March 18, 2015

jared gold

a very aggressive very kinky boy that likes to refer to girls as bitches and also loves the word "fuck"

"What did you fucking say?, fucking bitch" - jared gold

by susafet August 6, 2016

jared vanvleet

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.

You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.

by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016