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Caught with your hand in the nookie jar 

When you are fingering a girl and someone walks in on you.
Friend: "Dude I can't believe you got caught with your hand in the nookie jar! Your girlfriend must be so embarrased...and your mom lol."

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clit in a jar 

a remark referring towards the dirty sexual acts you had with a attractive female
yo jrob had that bitchs clit in a jar..no joke

Tard Jar 

Stacy is a Tard Jar. and gay.
Tard Jar by The Sofa King March 17, 2004

har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz 

Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.

<3 Jae

jk
har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz is a bitch

pickle jar 

A Pickle Jar is the name given to bear while camping in provincial parks. It is necessary to have an alternate name as some provincial parks in Ontario have strict rules about alcohol being permitted at all or for specific days of the year.
Pickle Jars and empty bear bottles make the same noise when being clanked next to each-other, making Pickle jars the perfect code word when needed.

tight like a jar of fluff 

something that is not cool/someone that is not cool/body parts that should be tight but aren't
People that don't reply to messages are tight like a jar of fluff.
tight like a jar of fluff by K&J February 29, 2008