Jack Chick

Sort of like Jerry Falwell, but Jack Chick writes comics. Common themes include Catholics, Muslims, and anyone who isn't Jack Chick going to hell. God is a reoccuring character in his comics, depicted as a giant guy with no face who sends people to hell nonstop.

Jack Chick Is anti-catholic, halloween, rock 'n roll, D and D, Muslim, Jew, evolution, and apparently satan. Canada is anti-Jack Chick.

Jack Chick's form of Christianity consists of not going to church, not doing good works, telling people they're going to hell, and believing in Jesus really, really hard.

Ben: Hey, you wanna go worship satan in Canada while listening to Rock 'n Roll on Halloween while playing D and D and practicing the Jewish faith?

Nick: Nah, Jack Chick said not to do that.

by Nick Dietrich January 1, 2009

jack jelly

(1)Any substance used as lubrication for male masturbation. (2)Jack Jelly: A specific masturbation product for men in the Gun Oil line by Empowered Products, Inc.

My aunts hand lotion made lousy jack jelly.

by lanstopher March 6, 2009

jack o'd

a jack o'd is a type of person, a person who sucks at halo 3. he will own the game and complete the game on easy, but when a friend called will comes round, who doesnt own the game, he will completely destroy him on multiplayer.

A Will: Hey you wonna play halo?
A Jack O'D: nah, u beat me everytime even tho you dont own the game. i suck!

by Willzyx July 7, 2009

Jack-Smack

An open handed, back-hand slap to the temple. Not intended to knock someone out, but instead, to make someone appreciate your point of view in a forceful manner so they eventually agree with you. This is considered a more intimidating and more painful form of "Point Making" as opposed to the more traditional and less painful open hand cheek slap.

Jeff: Hey Greg, Jimmy owes me some money and I asked him to pay me and he laughed.

Greg: He laughed?

Jeff: Yes, he laughed!

Greg: You need to Jack-Smack him and let him know you are serious without knocking him out.

by Norge August 11, 2010

jack7

An epic night out started by chugging 7 Jack Daniels in a row.

Hey, what did you do last Friday?

Man, we had the craziest jack7 ever, it was fucking awesome!

by rokers July 28, 2011

Jack Love

Jack Love, well known as Mr Steal Yo' Girl. If one was to like a girl but is ugly as hell and a man, Jack Love, comes along he WILL steal yo girl. however this is only true in the case that the girl is over 8.5 on a logarithmic scale (which apparently isn't hard).

person1: Hey that guy just stole my girl
person2: Oh that's Jack love

by Immigrantsaroundthenation January 23, 2014

jack smellingston

one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)

look up the word "JOKE" Jack Smellingston

by panicing!pansexual January 9, 2019