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Kamakazi Jerk

When you start jerking off right after you call your Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, or Stepsister comes into the room and try to finish.
How did you lose your virginity? I tried to kamakazi jerk and my stepsister came in.
by StarryNick June 26, 2019
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circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry
Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.
by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018
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shirk jerk

A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.

For when you get a kink in your neck.
Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?
by yabig March 2, 2020
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python jerk

A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.
Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.
by Chew Skeeter July 21, 2023
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Infinity Jerk

When two groups circle jerk while yelling at each other about circle jerking.
Dave and Rob both complained on the internet about each others Circle Jerking and their conversation became a Infinity Jerk.
by Slade W November 18, 2016
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Clerp and Jerk

Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.
The clerp and jerk combo is unmatched.
by Gus Kriegler May 7, 2022
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hover jerk

to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.
Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.
by BLegs February 27, 2011
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