Irish Curse

A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE

by Kieran Riley March 9, 2010

irish

The first wiggers- along with the black people were discriminated in the USA and lived in poor housing.

Ever heard the saying "No nigger, no Irish" -All over the USA!

by i dunno? April 15, 2005

Irish Funnel Cake

Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.

While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.

by Steve Polesmokin Poland January 12, 2022

Irish wake

An Irish wake is basically a party after the death of a family member or friend. Usually used by family members to get drunk and tell stories, usually inappropriate, about the deceased.

"My family isn't big on funerals, we mainly have Irish wakes."

by Lizbeth2 March 18, 2007

irish penicillin

Honey, Lemon, Whiskey, Boiling Water.

Seriously do yourself a favour next time you're sick, get it down ya.

My strep throat has cleared right up since I got about 7 glasses of Irish Penicillin down me.

by Hoctor November 19, 2016

Irish juicing

When you're stoned and you literally suck the ghost out of the dying embers of the bowl, determined to absorb every bit of thc as possible, and in doing so displaying the strength and grit of a true Irishwoman.

"Let's give that bowl one last Irish juicing."

by idontfuckwiththosedogs January 26, 2017

irish lamppost

When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017