Dutch Snacking

The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.

Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!

by SirKennedy April 6, 2015

dutch terrifier

When someone bears their arse cheeks around someone's nostrils, and that person releases their innards, then that someone subsequently projectile vomits into that persons arsehole.

James took Richard and a Dutch terrifier took place when James farted into Richards face, then Richard puked into James arse.

by Meadies May 23, 2016

Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead

I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.

by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017

Dutch Box

When someone farts in the car with the windows up and doesn't roll them down.

Person 1: I don't want to bring him on the road trip.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's always dutch boxing.

by serialdutchboxer July 21, 2016

dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face

This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner

by Smelly tuna May 3, 2016

dutch handler

when i grab my dick with my hand, and you grab my arm and shake it really fast.

hey jill if you come give me a dutch handler you wont be cheating on your boyfriend...

by chris corrado December 17, 2008

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 13, 2014