Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.
The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.
by KuteKhemist August 21, 2018
Get the Schrödinger Pantsmug. A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.
by Dan U. Butt April 23, 2020
Get the pant-rummagemug. Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.
Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
by Boom69 September 5, 2023
Get the Netflix pantsmug. Dude 1: Bro did you see Flat Ass Rebecca today
Dude 2: Ye she's looking PHAT today
Dude 1: Dude she's wearing those magic pants today looking like a whole new student
Dude 2: Ye she's looking PHAT today
Dude 1: Dude she's wearing those magic pants today looking like a whole new student
by TVBroadcasting2018 June 1, 2018
Get the Magic Pantsmug. lethal pants is when a man gets a boner that could possibly kill someone or that he may rape a man or woman.
"Yo Simon, tell yo girl to keep away from jack, he's got some lethal pants"
"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"
"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"
by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017
Get the lethal pantsmug. Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"
by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016
Get the pumpkin pantsmug. Pants that are normally worn for comfort or relaxation (usually grey). They are so comfortable that the wearer often mistakes the material for Koala fur/skin. People wearing such should not be disturbed.
"Hey, I was going to ask if you wanted to go for a ten mile run, but I see you're wearing Koala Pants, so I'll come back at a better time"
by VenIggs October 16, 2011
Get the Koala Pantsmug.