utility shower

A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.

I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.

by TrashDefiner October 11, 2016

Medway Shower

When a person or animal is subjected to the liquids given off by a chav, during a mugging or a similar crime. The liquids can contain anything from Alcohol and saliva to traces of semen.

Tom was walking in the street when he was mugged, during which he was subjected to a Medway shower.

by Medwaymate November 26, 2013

razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016

boxer shower

When straight bros are in a hurry and take a shower together in their boxers to save time.

We were late to Koozies party so we took a boxer shower, shot-gunned a beer and jumped in the Hummer.

by Kooziemoi May 5, 2016

shower piss

A drink catholic boys drink when they become men.

Preist: drink the shower piss and be born into manhood.

by The rubb March 14, 2022

aloe shower

The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.

I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.

by H-Dawggg February 2, 2014

shower technique

when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo

bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique

by mu ying October 4, 2020