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Homer

When you succeed something without trying.
by Kippie April 9, 2004
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Homer

A god among cats. His obesity can only be comprehended by those he sees worthy of living. Lives in the home of a young misunderstood child who obtained a gay hairdo. He lets a person know when he needs something by yelling out the call of the gods, also known as "MAOOOOOWWWWWW". The sworn protector of homer, who homer chooses after rigorous training and mental exhaustion, is given the task of writing the definition of Homer. Fear Homer for he will strike fear into the heathens. He weighs about 23 pounds and change right now but soon to be more.
Greg: Man Homer was so fat today
Kenjo: Are you fucking serious? He's fat everyday lol!
Greg: I guess so but today he seemed fatter
Kenjo: Well it happens like that lol!
Jon: I love my mohawk, it's a beatiful mohawk!
Greg: You're gay
by Homer Guardian September 17, 2008
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hemerage

when your brain is bleeding (usually fatal)
He died due to a hemerage.
by Riot June 15, 2003
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Tree huger

One. Who is like an enviormentalis
a person who loves trees
Most likely a democrat
A. Tree huger would be the kind that would hold a protest to save the rain forest
by William mosteller April 24, 2008
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homero

A Gay Male who pretends to be straight to aviod serious relationships with other men.
A contraction of Homo and Hetro. Started when Chris R. started getting pissed off saying guys where straight acting. Co-producer Peanut
Every single guy at santa margarita catholic high school in butt fuck OC
by ChrisR December 17, 2004
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homerosexual

When a person could be characterized as bisexual, this would indicate a frequency favoring homo-relations versus hetero-relations.
Well, I go both ways but, I'm more of a homerosexual.
by smokesquantity April 18, 2004
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Hamer

A real player. She/He will entice you with good looks and fun personality, and leave you sad, stressed and insane. NEVER fall for a Hamer
Tim - She dumped me after I spent so much time and money getting to know her

Bell - Well, she is one hell of a Hamer
by CrimesAngel January 21, 2018
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