Mike: Dad! Mom! I'm gay!
Dad: You can't be gay silly, gays aren't valid.
Mom: I think gays are valid. Mike you can be gay.
Homophobic
Dad: You can't be gay silly, gays aren't valid.
Mom: I think gays are valid. Mike you can be gay.
Homophobic
by Gatorade aligator's fave drink March 26, 2022
Get the Homophobicmug. A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
Get the Homophobemug. Homophobes are basically crusty dusty musty stinky Ed Sheeran looking ass bitches who need to suck up the fact that gay people exist and are better then them :)
Dude 1: "I'm homophobic"
Dude 2: "go fuck yourself"
Dude 2: "Ok *fucks themselves*
Dude 1: *fucks dude 2*
Dude 2: "ok"
being defined: homophobes are gay as heck they just don't wanna admit it
Dude 2: "go fuck yourself"
Dude 2: "Ok *fucks themselves*
Dude 1: *fucks dude 2*
Dude 2: "ok"
being defined: homophobes are gay as heck they just don't wanna admit it
by Ctasareawseomaandgrayisgay March 2, 2022
Get the Homophobemug. a well known fact about chick-fil-a is that they actively donate money to conversion therapy camps. therefore when you eat from there you’re eating chicken made by homophobes; homophobic chicken
by pissy trissy August 4, 2022
Get the homophobic chickenmug. What you call yourself, when you find out a so-called friend really intended it to be more, and you feel uneasy about what happens next.
My sister felt like a homophobe when her best friend at work turned out to be a lesbian, and stalked her for months. My sister is married too, but that didn't matter. ick.
by word4u2 November 26, 2022
Get the homophobemug. by RailMe September 29, 2020
Get the Homophobicmug. by Maneaterr_ August 21, 2021
Get the Homophobic Homosexualmug.