I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.

"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now

by Emileybeepopp May 8, 2008

Faux Help Link

1. The unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked "Click here for help" will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.

Susan: "I tried playing the .MP4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like 'Unrecognized format' and 'Click here for help.' I clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for porn sites."

Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."

by Nuxodom November 22, 2009

this is a cry for help

I'm so tired of everything this is why I wrote this Is a cry for help please let me out of this basement I have been trapped for 10 years help.

This is a cry for help please help God please God please I have been hunting the rats for food help I have to drink my own pee help help help help help help help

by Imbored9876 September 24, 2023

Stop it, Get some help.

Meme of the PSA anti-drug campaign by Micheal Jordan and said the memen.

Stop it, Get some help.

by hehe Captain October 18, 2020

Here to help

I'm so far removed from this process

I'm Here to help but, I don't do "beneath me" shit anymore... Eat a dick... Figure it out your damn self....

by Are You Sure April 5, 2010

get help

To acquire psychological aid via medications and psychologists.

Maria, I thought you went to get help for your condition?

Yeah, I tried... he denied me because I'm TOO crazy

by maximsbestgirl July 30, 2010

natasha help me plz

a girl was stuck in a wall in roblos and she asked natasha to help her (natasha didnt help)

girl 1: natasha help me plz! im stuck in a wall!

natasha: no

by sillygoose400 July 27, 2021