Poop Helmet

pooping directly on your hair

someone with a poop helmet, example tub girl

by Eric From Ohio May 16, 2010

Saggy Helmet

A drink, or a cocktail. It consist's of Smirnoff Ice and A large glass of rose wine . Traditionally served in a pint glass over ice.
It has been known to add a double shot of house double vodka to this.

I'll have a Saggy Helmet please bar keep. How much!

by drunked March 17, 2009

helmet bump

When a female does cocaine off the head of a guys penisl

Erica was fiending for coke last night so she did a helmet bump off Tony's dick.

by Nasim January 9, 2005

fire helmet

When your GF accidentally grabs a tube of Ben Gay instead of massage oil while giving a hand job, thus causing your purple dick helmet to burn intensely.

Stupid bitch gave me a fire helmet last night. She needs to learn how to read.

by El conquistador January 17, 2014

helmet head

When soldiers out at war have nothing better to do.

Hey, if you promise not to tell my wife, I'll give you nice helmet head!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

space helmet

V. To envelope one's head in the vagina of a woman.

N. The woman this is done to.

N. The act of.

I pulled a space helmet on my dog.

by Hizzo February 26, 2005

Helmet fire

Committing an extremely dim-witted act or string of acts while massively confused and engaged in any activity which requires the use of a helmet.

A. Dude, did you see that game last night where that dumbass defensive end intercepted that pass then ran it in to the wrong end zone? What a helmet fire.

B. Guss Grissom must have been having a serious helmet fire when he blew the door of his space capsule and it sank to the bottom of the ocean.

by MCD32 November 16, 2010