Handjob

When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.

Themselves

Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900

Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes

Those Around Them

Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me

Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs

by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022

Handjob

A act of luka grappling your penis and jerking it of to the point of cumming.

I loved getting my handjob of luka

by handjoblover69 June 18, 2022

Spooky Handjob

When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.

Hey dude Danny DeVito gave me a spooky handjob.

by J church February 29, 2024

Handjob

The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.

Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.

by Little_Timmy_09 January 12, 2022

Japanese Handjob

The act of giving a Handjob while licking a mans nipples,

Me and my girl decided to try a Japanese Handjob the other night and dude I came buckets! my nips were on fire after tho..

by burhnruhnurhun August 18, 2025

French Handjob

When one person gives another person a handjob while French kissing them.

Randy knew his wife was the one when she gave him a French handjob.

by bstujm September 16, 2025

Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)

He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.

by DWBB February 5, 2018