hampster

How a pathetic cringing little milksop would spell the word hamster.

{Betty}: Hey Chris, did you cat eat another hampster?
{Chris}: You stupid cunt!!! It's H-A-M-S-T-E-R!!! No fucking "P"!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2021

connor hampstead

Really awesome dude thats cool and isnt weird and is a better singer than Jacques Marseilles

Connor Hampstead is my best friend because he is awesome :)

by BetterThanJack January 23, 2014

New Hampshire

Many think New Hampshire is way out in the middle of nowhere, but most of New Hampshire looks exactly like Massachusetts or Connecticut. Southern NH is home to many Boston commuters as a sub 60 min commute is common. Also libertarians have no power here, as it is commonly believed.

New Hampshire- a place where people who don’t want to be associated with Massachusetts yet still want to be in a state like Massachusetts live.

by MilfordNH January 3, 2019

Hampden-Sydney

Hampden-Sydney, educating underachieving, rich, wannabe preppies since 1776. HSC is Radford, VCU, JMU, or any other lower-tier university transformed into a country club setting. (For elaboration, see definition 9). Students who go to this school were unable to get into the 'real' schools (ie: W&L, UNC, UVA, etc.), so they decided to attend Hampden-Sydney, which seems to accept anyone with a pen, checkbook, and sizeable bank account. The statistic that 1 in 10 men become doctors, lawyers, or owners of their own business is beguiling, because 1 in 10 student's father already owns his own company! Non-conformists are discouraged, so that the school may continue its historic, neocon ways. Students are belligerently conservative, often choosing the Republican side while being unaware of the subeject of discussion. Warning: Not a good school for individuals who think outside of the box.

Professor: Roswell, is this word part of the ablative or dative clause?

Roswell: Sorry, ma'am, I was yeyed up last night with my chronies and didn't get around to doing my homework. Daddy's money will cover for my lack of education.

by ncregatta May 13, 2005

Hampton, NH

A town in New Hampshire with an awesome beach. The ghetto of the state, where drugs are consistently sold to people from age 6 and up. Many gangs occupy the streets and there are huge gang fights that happen on a weekly basis. A ballin town where you gotta be tough ta survive. Its all about the game, gotta rise up, otherwise its get down or lay down

Hampton, NH is seriously ballin outta control

by WHatUpBalla April 1, 2009

Hampshire Regional

A high school in a hick-town area of Western Massachusetts that consists of grotesque young-adults. Mainly Females who have disturbing smiles. They also enjoy taking pictures of themselves at least a few times a day with their pink cheap Wal-mart cameras, and then proceed to eat obscene amounts of food because there is nothing around them but fields which they are too lazy to explore. There are some that attend this school who can be classified as somewhat normal human beings. This school and the "people" inside of it are the main link to the stereotype of Western Massachusetts being red-neck and trashy.

Hey, those fugly girls look like Hampshire Regional bitches, all chunky and smiley. Look, they're wearing John Deere hats too!

by heekshavok January 13, 2009

new hampshire

an industrial state full of grouchy, but highly independent minded people

the grouchy factory worker in new hampshire said live free or die

by StatesDude March 31, 2004