wet grinder

when a girl gets a grinder wets it and puts on your dick and turns it on and your dick goes bye bye

hey bro chloe the bitch gave me a wet grinder

by glizzy_gobbler June 22, 2022

Angle-Grinder

Spending hours taking hella selfies.

Youno....when you're ringing down your girls phone, but she's too busy tryna get the right angle. Think "bruh.... she be Angle-Grinding again" (come you must know an Angle-Grinder?)

by BraveinSociety June 9, 2023

Keith and the Grinder

A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...

We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...

by Brockly September 20, 2012

newton's grundle

A phenomena occurring during gay sex where the giving man's scrotum slaps the receiving man's scrotum, sending them forward to the grundle then back to hitting the giver's scrotum, which then swing backwards, and repeats.

This is derived from the desktop toy known as Newton's balls

Hannable was riding Adam so hard that the Newton's Grundle could be heard from outside the bathroom.

by horribleperson24601 April 15, 2014

Scraping the griddle

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

by Shanigan September 14, 2015

on the griddle

Extremely high. Usually on an indica or hybrid strain of cannibis. So much so that a person resembles bacon or eggs sizzling on a griddle.

Look at Dan. This muhfucka is on the griddle right now.

by Davenasty July 6, 2018

The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.

“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

“Hell yeah dude!”

by plop plip August 4, 2019