Government Grant

When you do something for someone, be it sexual or out of friendship, and get nothing in return.

I performed cunnilingus on my significant other and expected fellatio in return, but alas twas not but a Government Grant to her.

by Dexter and Ron March 19, 2008

gloves or mittens?

The two different types of hand holding.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.

Girl 1: We walked and held hands
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?

by seethemanski February 6, 2010

government loyalists

Thugs hired by dictators and other unpopular governments to oppose civilian activists demonstrating against the goverment. Techniques include rape, murder, and kidnapping.

The government loyalists in Egypt fired on the unarmed demonstrators protesting the US-backed dictator Hosni Mubarak.

by Mackenzie2148 March 2, 2011

Governmented

When you have a party and someone you invited (the governmenter) brings an entourage that outnumbers the total number of people you originally invited. This often results in the taking over of your party or the proverbial "stealing of one's thunder".

Originated because government representatives will always outnumber a company's representatives at any meeting.

"Why are all these people at my party? I didn't invite them..."
"They all came with (name of governmenter)."
"That's more people than I invited to my own party!"
"You've just been governmented."

by Legion_05 November 24, 2011

Goes Cool

Means to be cool; goes hard; term for the youngest generation.

The millennial thinks he goes cool!

by TheColonel2022 March 19, 2022

Play government

1. When one partner taxes the other person's ass in bed. Sometimes includes one member of the couple dressing up like Uncle Sam.

bang boink bone do screw hump fuck nail rail shag tap tap that tax that ass tax tax that taxing tax that ass like woah government playing government gov't play gov't playing gov't to play government Uncle sam

My boyfriend has been traveling for two weeks. He said when he gets home tonight we're going to play government all night long.

by Rizvah April 3, 2008

white gloves

Someone who shows up to a gig and takes all the credit without doing the dirty work (hence their white gloves).

Dan: Where's Ollie? Isn't he doing the get-out?
Fraser: No, he only does the gigs. He's got white gloves. The lazy fucker.

by techiespecial November 30, 2013