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kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"
#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..
by VampireVal June 30, 2023
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i gotta run

white person term for saying that you have to leave on a phone call
by WHATlSAPSEUDONYM July 5, 2023
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I gotta call TJ

Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”
Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!
by Winger444 September 29, 2023
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she gotta wham

"She gotta wham" is slang for a women has a thick figure. Another word for that is "Gyat"
Person 1- "Danggg look at that girl she gotta wham"
Person 2 "Damnnn she thick"
by Zxbria November 21, 2023
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Bears gotta eat

Used to explain someone's nature. Such as why they slept with someone or why did they do something stupid.
Tim: why did you do that?

TIM2: Hey bears gotta eat.
by Bbonemoney April 15, 2025
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I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it
Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?
by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025
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You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67
"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"
by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025
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