Gnomed

Gnomed means to have a gnome shoved up your anal

I’m going to get gnomed tomorrow night

by Get gnomed November 2, 2025

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Gnome(niss)

When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.

I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.

by Cat on the Hat March 14, 2011

pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.

Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"

by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016

Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.

My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!

by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022

Gnome

(Pronounced “Genowm”) a gnome is gnot a gnelf, gnot a gnoblin but a gnome. Used to express something’s trashness. Gnomosexual or gnomodexual are good ways of proving your point

Ya nan is such a gnome

by Spicy Ronald August 25, 2020