Garfarfal

drunk high and green'd out

yo man you were garfarfal'd out last night!

by stoner tom December 23, 2008

Garfett

1.A name for a Alpha Male- self confident, successful, and intelligent

2> Bni Garfett a name of a province in the horn of Africa

Look at that Garfett, from the english root word which means" armed with a spear!

by Gar007 February 16, 2009

Garfargimal

a garfargimal is a creature that lurks in the night and feasts on the blood of sheep, cows and pigs.
it has been rumored that the garfargimal makes this noise when heard "blooooeeeeep"

i heard that joey's cows were eaten by a garfargimal

by Freeze95 February 27, 2011

Garfunkel Lock

Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.

I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock

by musicalive February 14, 2012

Garf motor

In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"

"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"

"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"

"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."

by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013

Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.

Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"

by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014

Garf Hound

A person who goes around sniffing girls' bicycle seats.

I caught him sniffing that girl's bicycle seat. He is a confirmed garf hound.

by Dosh0622 December 3, 2014