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Virtual Girlfriend

A girl for hire who for pay will pretend to "date you" often exchanging online sexual favors such as sexy emails, Skype chat, phone sex, text messages, video clips, sexy pics, and/ or webcam chat in exchange for financial reward or wishlist items.

Slightly different from a plain ole cam girl, or phone sex operator because you hire her for an extended period of time ie: 1 week.

Typical customers are usually males, and "purchases" are made for a variety of reasons, such as wanting someone to cheer them up if they are feeling lonely, wanting to make an ex jealous, make them look popular, or even because they want to hide their true sexuality, or make it look like they are attached to friends or family.
Example : "I just paid this hot chick to pretend to be my virtual girlfriend for a week on Facebook to make my ex jealous."

See http;//yourvirtualgirlfriend.tk or www.mygirlfund.com for more precise examples.
by bumme unplugged April 23, 2014
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Doctor Girlfriend

An attractive girl with a deep or scratchy voice.
The girl behind the counter was a Doctor Girlfriend, she was hot, until she opened her mouth.
by KyoshoUnmei August 12, 2011
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ex girlfriend

Girls or women who may cause complications with your present or future relationship. They are not ready for their ex to move on, and will do practically anything to get them back. Not all ex girlfriends are like this though.
My boyfriend's ex girlfriend won't leave him alone and is making it hard for him to move on already.
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Internet Girlfriend

Very common contradiction made by users of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, so an "Internet Girlfriend" is not real.
37: The are NO girls on the Internet. (Rules v2)

"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"
by Kahai February 24, 2009
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un girlfriend

A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?
Me and my un girlfriend are into non committal sexual realtionship, then we usually eat.
by d0c July 24, 2006
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Girlfriend Car

A car in which you take care of more then your girlfriend. Do things with the car more often then girlfriend and spend more time with car then girlfriend.
Examples may include waxing washing and car several times a day, staring for long amounts at a time, mentioning the car in most of sentences said in a conversation, reffering to the car as "baby" or "honey" or"she/her", having a cover for said car, putting a prop up tent for said car, etc
A:What's all this on your car?
B: Have to make sure my baby doesn't get scratched
A:Aren't you supposed to meet your girlfriend soon at the movies?
B: What? Who?
A:I think you're too attached to your "girlfriend car"
by Aqam October 20, 2008
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bad girlfriend

basically described by the band Theory of a Deadman in the song "bad girlfriend"
My Girlfriend's a dick magnet, My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonight!
She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!
by iSleep May 20, 2010
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