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glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.
Watch out for Vishal's glock n shock!
by Kamen Headquarters December 15, 2008
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Glock

Glock is a popular euphemism for for a woman's personal vibrator. While the term can apply to all vibrators, it is normally only used in regards to phallic shaped vibrators with a black or chrome finish.
I'm riding on my glock tonight.

Her glock is so powerful, it could cut pavement.

My glock is out of battery power; looks like I'm taking a trip to the Radio Shack for replacements.
by MacNastyBurger February 24, 2011
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glock

Verb. To explode, grenade or otherwise violently disassemble . Based on the Glock semi-automatic pistol's tendency to explode (or Kaboom) when using certain types of ammunition (mainly reloaded or remanufactured).
I don't think my rifle will Glock on me unless I plug the barrel first.

That propane tank will Glock if you throw it in the fire.
by limaxray January 5, 2009
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glock

Monica is floatin'her glock on my face
by d_gangstaa August 7, 2007
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glock

A light-weight steel weapon that projects pieces of bullets by applying pressure to its trigger. It is often used as part of a gangster, or gangsta's arsonal.
"Grab yo glocks when you see Tupac"
by Phatboy CoolDaddy April 3, 2003
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grack

The synthetic drug, crack, obtained from one's grandmother or grandfather, usually after doing a good job on chores for the day.
After I washed the poo stains out of my granny's massive underwear, she gave me some a small baggie of grack,and I smoked it with my dog, Speckles.
by PHenk August 14, 2006
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grocks

Grungy socks. Very dirty or crusty socks. Usually worn more then a day at a time.
Person 1: What is that smell?!

Person 2: I think it's zak's yellow grocks!
by shadyops February 22, 2010
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