Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.
Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?
Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.
Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.
by Jewash December 18, 2008
Get the Google Jockey mug. Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".
You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)
You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)
You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)
You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)
You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)
by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009
Get the not typing that into googlemug. "invest a little google time"
deciding that an idea, problem or fact is deserving of several minutes of research via google.com
Your time is valuable and the internet is full of distractions thus making google-time a commodity.
deciding that an idea, problem or fact is deserving of several minutes of research via google.com
Your time is valuable and the internet is full of distractions thus making google-time a commodity.
after recent conversations with my wife, I've decided to invest a little google-time into better understanding why our betta fish hasn't eaten anything since we bought him almost 2 weeks ago.
by cweave January 25, 2011
Get the google-timemug. Goofing off on Google.com. Searching random things, reading blogs, and all around wasting time on Google searches instead of doing another possibly more important activity.
Well, if we don't have any work to do, I guess we get to Google Off today.
What did you do all day, Google Off?
Are you Googling Off or working?
What did you do all day, Google Off?
Are you Googling Off or working?
by BRileyD August 29, 2011
Get the Google Offmug. probably the best website ever. you type something in the engine and you get what the last person searched for. good for when you are bored.
most people put in AIM screen names, e-mails, or cell phone numbers and tells the person to message them. it also gives out missions which people can complete and put on MLIA.
most people put in AIM screen names, e-mails, or cell phone numbers and tells the person to message them. it also gives out missions which people can complete and put on MLIA.
by the extra inch in your pants January 3, 2010
Get the Mystery Googlemug. When you Google something and it comes out with an answer. Due to the awesome power of Google, what it says is 99.99% right.
by Mb500 April 1, 2009
Get the Google saysmug. Can be used for homework or finding out languages but repetitively typing two letters then a space exampl qw ) will get you some creepy ass shit
by A unknown user April 22, 2018
Get the Google translatemug.