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Google Off

Goofing off on Google.com. Searching random things, reading blogs, and all around wasting time on Google searches instead of doing another possibly more important activity.
Well, if we don't have any work to do, I guess we get to Google Off today.

What did you do all day, Google Off?

Are you Googling Off or working?
by BRileyD August 29, 2011
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google call

Getting a call from a friend to look up something for you on google when they are in a store, in the field, or otherwise not near a computer.

Calls from grocery stores are quite common, often asking for lists of ingrediants.

Derived from "Booty Call"
My girlfriend just google called me from Escondito to find her a radio station.
by Prof_Moriarity September 20, 2006
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Mystery Google

probably the best website ever. you type something in the engine and you get what the last person searched for. good for when you are bored.

most people put in AIM screen names, e-mails, or cell phone numbers and tells the person to message them. it also gives out missions which people can complete and put on MLIA.
I got a Mystery Google Mission to text this person and ask for the Cookie Monster!
by the extra inch in your pants January 3, 2010
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not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".
You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)
by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009
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google-time

"invest a little google time"
deciding that an idea, problem or fact is deserving of several minutes of research via google.com

Your time is valuable and the internet is full of distractions thus making google-time a commodity.
after recent conversations with my wife, I've decided to invest a little google-time into better understanding why our betta fish hasn't eaten anything since we bought him almost 2 weeks ago.
by cweave January 25, 2011
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google whore

someone who is peculiarly enthusiastic about google and/or google products.

sometimes referred to as a "goog-whore" for short
"Hey guys, I just got the new Google Wave beta!"
"Pfffft, what a google whore"
by sakhai November 13, 2009
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Google translate

Can be used for homework or finding out languages but repetitively typing two letters then a space exampl qw ) will get you some creepy ass shit
Mike: Google translate is odd dude

Joe: I know right
by A unknown user April 22, 2018
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